Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
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Wha... As a wearer of contact lenses: How did you even manage that? That's kind of impressive.
#11 - On 02/14/2016 at 7:37am by TabooSushi
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Pull over to the side and pop those fuckers back in!
#6 - On 02/14/2016 at 6:44am by TheNewGuy03
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