Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 12:14am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
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Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.
#1 - On 02/14/2016 at 12:42am by metallica_wins
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Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast
#2 - On 02/14/2016 at 12:44am by Mahcookiez
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