Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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