Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

by anonymous / 02/01/2016 at 1:07am / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • How can they even escort you out for flirting? Hope you at least went limp. Make them work to get you out.

    #1 - On 02/01/2016 at 1:03pm by YourOpinionSucks

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  • That's why you shouldn't have told her you were going to grab her melons.

    #4 - On 02/01/2016 at 1:06pm by Welshite

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