Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
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I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.
#5 - On 01/22/2016 at 12:44pm by Kitten_love
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Don't do anal
#10 - On 01/22/2016 at 12:55pm by HoboMeth
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