Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

by meh beard / 01/18/2016 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

    #1 - On 01/19/2016 at 6:22am by thawny

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  • At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now!
    On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

    #4 - On 01/19/2016 at 6:24am by Twigman8

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