Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did you not know what her business was when you asked? Did you expect to get a top tier position, that others might be better suited for, just because you two are dating? I'm having a hard time feeling bad for you when you basically got what you asked for: a job based off nepotism. Times are hard, you got a job just by asking. If you don't want it, apply to other places and let an immigrant Korean woman (to go with stereotypes) who will work for half the money take the job. Don't expect your girlfriend to pay you without you actually having to work, her business is too new for that.

    #7 - On 01/12/2016 at 7:32pm by annalily5

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  • Didnt you get a job description first?

    #2 - On 01/12/2016 at 7:27pm by mld4657

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