Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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A secret he can explain to the police after you call them.
#1 - On 01/12/2016 at 2:55am by kimsimwolf
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Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, revealing the secret compartment of my secret box!
#4 - On 01/12/2016 at 3:00am by slingerslasher
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