Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

by heart of cold / 01/11/2016 at 4:12am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • There's a fine line between hospitable and stupid, but your roommate has firmly entrenched themself on the stupid side.

    #3 - On 01/11/2016 at 12:30pm by _kyleG_

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  • I think it's time for you to move.

    #1 - On 01/11/2016 at 12:27pm by KaylaTackett

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