Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
by notanightowlanymore / 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
He just cares about you
#2 - On 01/05/2016 at 7:19pm by may14th
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No better alarm clock than a crazy old guy with a gun!!! You'll be out of your bed and out the door before you can say "Don't shoot me Gramps!"
#1 - On 01/05/2016 at 7:19pm by Zelphoric
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