Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML

by Robyn / 01/05/2016 at 3:43am / Belgium (Limburg) / Miscellaneous

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  • Tell him that his dick is too big and he needs new pants. He will believe you then.

    #2 - On 01/05/2016 at 12:14pm by Genius_Kitty

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  • Tell Jabba the Gutt to stop eating like a Sarlacc, might help.

    #1 - On 01/05/2016 at 12:14pm by Wizardo

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