Today, my father told me he hasn't brushed his teeth for 30 years: he just wipes them with paper towels. I don't know whether to be horribly disgusted, or horribly jealous that he has never gotten a cavity. FML

by Mewsmash / 01/01/2016 at 11:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • I would be horribly disgusted. That's gross

    #1 - On 01/02/2016 at 9:38am by LadyKayDee

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  • Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't wiping your teeth down with paper towels be more involving and possibly time consuming than a quick brush?

    #9 - On 01/02/2016 at 9:53am by CODplayer4lyfe

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