Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML

by just outdone / 12/30/2015 at 11:45pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well, that's what drinking does to you. Do your best to settle the argument before things get too crazy, OP

    #1 - On 12/31/2015 at 3:13am by CharismaGeek

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  • Run. Run like hell. Let your parents sort it out on their own. They're grown ups now.

    #2 - On 12/31/2015 at 3:15am by ShadowStarEXE

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