Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • For being drunk he got a shit ton done. That sounds like a couple of months of work for a sober dad.

    #6 - On 12/30/2015 at 3:56am by Warmonger_Smurf

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  • With any luck he may have buried your door in the garden or in the stove

    #1 - On 12/30/2015 at 3:41am by Liamj774

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