By ImTheAlpha - 23/12/2015 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, my mom decided that my hair was too long and that she was going to cut it. I now look like a male extra from Xanadu. FML
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ImTheAlpha 30

I was sleeping on the couch (sitting up), and she came over with scissors and decided my hair needed to be 3 inches shorter than it was. Now my hair ends all bluntly at my shoulders and poofs out since my hair is naturally wavy. Before I had lovely natural beauty waves to the small of my back ;-;

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Top comments

saraaa2552 15

Why does she have control over your hair?

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pradip 26

On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.

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gosh_mate 30

She could have at least let you choose the length and hairstyle... At least you know it will grow back!!

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saraaa2552 15

Why does she have control over your hair?

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ImTheAlpha 30

You try control a 50 year old woman with scissors who sneaks up behind you during a Christmas visit

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saraaa2552 15

Yikes, my apologies

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Mathalamus 24

So... You were unable to hide or stand up to yourself?

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DoomedGemini 37

Yeah, sorry I'd get the hell away from her and refuse to visit her for a long time until she realizes how wrong her actions were. That's completely disrespectful.

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MrSassypants 32

I like how #13's choices were stand up for yourself and hide. That's true to life.

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gamecritic101 11

Now you cut her hair

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pradip 26

On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.

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CaptainSmith28 19

I can't tell if this was supposed to go to another FML or not...

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I guess you'll be asking Santa for a Super Cuts gift card.

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Whydoyouask 11

Was anyone else's first thought Smash @ Xanadu? Just me? Ok.

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hipposteve 21

Maybe you can go to a salon to have it fixed? I know today is the 24th but there are places that are open.

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