If you pull it off, your brain makes you feel good and other sciency stuff, and you feel awesome because if that.

Are you kidding bro, that would be sooo epic! (End sarcasm font)

What the hell did you think would happen, OP?

Not that

He should had never gone full retard.

Never go full retard.

The best stories always start with "what could go wrong", "this would be awesome" or "hold my beer" and end with a humiliating defeat or in the nearest hospital.

#21, and in most cases, both

No #5, it's "Grab my beer"

Not if you do it right, we used to play a game which involved us jumping from one kayak to another. :)

I have the same question. I mean... jumping from kayak to kayak? I can't see any way in which this would look cool or sound like a good idea. Even if it was a flat-top kayak instead of one of the ones you sit inside, I can't imagine jumping onto another kayak ever resulting in anything but at least one, but probably both, kayaks flipping.

Well in OP's defense... Nevermind, I've got nothing.