Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

by shat / 12/12/2015 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

    #7 - On 12/13/2015 at 12:59am by mds9986

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  • Damn I hope you didn't hurt yourself while jumping out the bed!

    #1 - On 12/13/2015 at 12:47am by Thomas1605

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