Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

    #4 - On 12/07/2015 at 4:52pm by Emmiii

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  • He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

    #8 - On 12/07/2015 at 4:58pm by bella_nana347

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