Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
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I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!
#4 - On 12/07/2015 at 4:52pm by Emmiii
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He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true
#8 - On 12/07/2015 at 4:58pm by bella_nana347
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