Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
by Anon / 12/05/2015 at 6:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them
#4 - On 12/06/2015 at 10:30am by organizse
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Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.
#8 - On 12/06/2015 at 10:49am by Tripartita
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