Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML

by Anon / 12/05/2015 at 6:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

    #4 - On 12/06/2015 at 10:30am by organizse

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  • Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

    #8 - On 12/06/2015 at 10:49am by Tripartita

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