Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

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  • I can't believe you FELL for that one!

    *Ba dum tssss*

    #1 - On 12/05/2015 at 2:24am by gracehi

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  • I just don't think pranks are funny if they generally upset the victim...

    #5 - On 12/05/2015 at 2:28am by gosh_mate

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