By CaraMaria - 24/11/2015 09:02 - United States
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Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.
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Burn down the house. Get out while you can.
Badkarma4u
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I rhought that was for spiders
When you kill a spider, it stays dead. When you kill a Furby, it comes back with an evil vengeance.
unless it gets nuked, oh shit, furbys can survive nukes
I was scared of furbys as a child...
still scared of them lolol
awildwhisper
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Am I one of the only people who loved and still loves furbies??????
markiemark21
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That's because you haven't had a mind numbing experience with the little bastards....I to have also had a batteryless furby spring to life on me.
They're satans toys
The only way to get rid of the curse is to anally fist yourself.
Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P
That's ok I had the same thing happen to me with a toy grill
This FML sounds like the plot to a goosebumps book.
kittykat1501
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no. If you are old enough to understand the plot at all, they are not scary. Fear Street, however... (both are by the same author.)
yuky19
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Run and don't come back. Buy a ticket to the moon and go there
Psycocharger
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It came back for revenge!
FURBIES ARE THE CREEPIEST THINGS ON THE PLANET!!! I CAN SYMPATHIZE
I threw mine out the bedroom window as a kid. I was on the second story and in the morning it was out there still making demonic noises.....they creep me out.
It's not a Furby... It's a death machine. It's a fluffy robot designed to haunt you for years xD
Run
*cues music*
And you hadn't already tossed out the ugly little thing before why?
She did. I saw this in moderation and it's been edited. What the original said was: "Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closest. It was my old Furby. My old Furby with the dead batteries that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML" Personally, I think the original version is funnier than the edited one.
"I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago."
I assume he meant he got rid of the furbey, just forgot the comma after the batteries
It was the Furby I could have sworn I threw away, not the batteries. This was just edited in a way that made it a little confusing
It was the Furby I swore I threw away, not the batteries
What?! A furby?? oh no..it is too late now..i bet he is at the door right now :0
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Burn down the house. Get out while you can.
Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P