Miscellaneous: Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:37

I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly

max_dilbe 14

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:40

Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..

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gosh_mate 30

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:37

I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly

DerrickJames 33

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:58

Especially after three hours.. My purse would have been inside-out.

bandaidstations 28

Tuesday 24 November 2015 21:40

How many of you have dumped the purse out multiple times and like the 4th try what you were looking for magically appears. YDI on this one. Triple check the purse, any woman knows it's like a black hole that eats things...

nishimehta 21

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:38

You deserve this though.

Chloe555_fml 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:39

I think everyone has done this at some point in their lives.

Cty87 6

Wednesday 25 November 2015 13:32

Not men 90% of us don't use purses/handbags (not meant to be sexist).

militarybrat 21

Thursday 26 November 2015 4:41

No, because I'm not an idiot.

nooblper 21

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:40

What made you think you locked them in your car, exactly?

max_dilbe 14

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:40

Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..

Oktopussy 13

Tuesday 24 November 2015 10:01

The part "mom's life" in your message was not seen by me due to the thumb up logo which was over it. I first understood your message in a much different manner. More “brain fart” spotted.

lexred 30

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:40

You should be more careful. Its no use posting FMLs in which you have been careless as shit.

ihavenolifehaha 16

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:48

Maybe you should actually check your bag next time before assuming you locked them in your car. YDI

Le_ponderer 14

Tuesday 24 November 2015 9:51

3 hours OP? The first rule of a thorough bag search is finding a wide, level surface and just dump everything on there. Then sift through the items and place them back in the bag. Works every time if the item is in there to begin with.