Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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Well, the cutlet lives up to its name.
#1 - On 11/22/2015 at 6:05am by Mynamewontfi
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Make sure to wash up with lots of antibacterial soap. I work in grocery and have cut myself on bagged ice multiple times. Shit's like bagged glass. Hope you heal up quick.
#7 - On 11/22/2015 at 6:19am by derpyshy
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