Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

by notpregnantthankgod / 11/20/2015 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous

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  • Shouldn't be that hard to diffuse, just tell people the truth and anyone who doesn't believe you will obviously find out that they're wrong in a couple of months

    #3 - On 11/20/2015 at 7:20pm by UnidentifiedFun

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  • if i was her i would watch my back! you can make a lot of enemys like that!

    #12 - On 11/20/2015 at 7:58pm by mmoses12

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