Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
by facepalm / 11/18/2015 at 10:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?
#10 - On 11/18/2015 at 6:23pm by Tripartita
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Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ
#2 - On 11/18/2015 at 6:15pm by JayRod17
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