Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

by eyegouger15 / 11/13/2015 at 11:32am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

    #3 - On 11/14/2015 at 3:01am by worldclassrager

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  • Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

    #1 - On 11/14/2015 at 2:54am by Exobadger

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