Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
by honk honk, fuckwad / 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
#7 - On 11/07/2015 at 2:54am by jonomc
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At least you didn't wake up next to him
#3 - On 11/07/2015 at 2:50am by allforfun
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