Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
by mydadforgetsme / 11/04/2015 at 12:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
#9 - On 11/04/2015 at 7:35pm by cutycat136
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Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.
#3 - On 11/04/2015 at 7:29pm by arano
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