Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
by Lydlsis / 10/30/2015 at 7:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.
#7 - On 10/31/2015 at 10:22am by amberdea404
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You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.
#14 - On 10/31/2015 at 10:47am by pradip
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