Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

by Lydlsis / 10/30/2015 at 7:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.

    #7 - On 10/31/2015 at 10:22am by amberdea404

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  • You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.

    #14 - On 10/31/2015 at 10:47am by pradip

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