Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

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  • Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

    #3 - On 10/24/2015 at 2:03pm by WinterChild

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  • You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

    #6 - On 10/24/2015 at 2:04pm by A07

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