Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML

by halfie / 09/26/2015 at 1:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

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  • I didn't know being able to eat spicy food was something that can be considered impresive.

    #4 - On 09/27/2015 at 12:05am by BeastyMcbeast

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  • YDI. Don't bite off more than you can chew just to impress someone.

    #3 - On 09/27/2015 at 12:05am by MonkeeArtz

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