Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm / Germany / Miscellaneous

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  • As I read the beginning I was thinking something had slipped past moderation...FYL

    #2 - On 09/26/2015 at 2:31am by shiny_shipper

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  • Hmm, maybe you did but just don't remember crawling back into bed after. Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuuun.

    #1 - On 09/26/2015 at 2:30am by LadyGagasNipple

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