Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

by supersplatoon / 09/08/2015 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well look at the bright side, you aren't dead.

    #4 - On 09/09/2015 at 10:14am by andits

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  • To whoever says "Why did you run?" If you heard someone shout "You're dead!" and run in your direction, you'd run even if you hadn't done anything. Especially if you thought they were crazy or bigger than you.

    #7 - On 09/09/2015 at 10:17am by Norja

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