Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous

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  • This one. So there were others?

    #2 - On 07/19/2015 at 1:08pm by heyhihello95

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  • "I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

    #4 - On 07/19/2015 at 1:09pm by Zebediabolical

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