Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
by AK-47 / 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
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You should've told him you ate an apple
#1 - On 07/18/2015 at 1:14pm by xlord
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But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.
#5 - On 07/18/2015 at 1:17pm by alfalfalaffa
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