Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

by Boneo and Juliet / 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

    #2 - On 07/16/2015 at 6:35pm by BlackFames

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  • Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

    #6 - On 07/16/2015 at 6:35pm by hotheadslav

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