Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
by Rusty / 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
#1 - On 07/03/2015 at 6:25pm by MattStro
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Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
#6 - On 07/03/2015 at 6:27pm by cutycat136
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