Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Miscellaneous

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  • OP, Go get your dad back and explain the misunderstanding. It's better to be embarrassed than to have separated parents...

    #4 - On 06/27/2015 at 2:32am by goldbugs

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  • More like fuck your dad's life. You should have owned up to that.

    #3 - On 06/27/2015 at 2:32am by slimilicious

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