Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

by baberuth / 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.

    #3 - On 06/20/2015 at 1:39pm by Juicenub

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  • You did the right thing

    #5 - On 06/20/2015 at 1:39pm by _Peppermint_

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