Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2015 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.

    #4 - On 06/06/2015 at 6:16pm by jkp1291

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  • Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/

    #1 - On 06/06/2015 at 6:14pm by WCARlover

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