Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
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You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways
#1 - On 05/30/2015 at 1:45pm by FrutLoopDingus
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Maybe they were killer plants?
#2 - On 05/30/2015 at 1:45pm by thewcloner
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