Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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Same thing different taste

Piss off

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 12:00

Today, I had to deal with my crazy new neighbour who tried to physically stop me from laying my new driveway, on my property, because she claimed she’s allergic to cement while it’s still wet. Even if that were true, piss off back to your house away from the wet cement then. FML

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Walked into her trap

By yikes - 18/03/2023 10:00

Today, I learned the VERY hard way that if you’re gonna go onto your neighbor’s property, yell at them for parking on your side of the street, and threaten to call the city on them, then you should probably make sure she doesn’t have pepper spray. FML

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You deserved it 1 695

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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You deserved it 3 393

Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 568

By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 6 709

Cue Shaggy

By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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You deserved it 3 349

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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You deserved it 125 357

By Murphs_Law - 16/11/2016 06:37 - United States

Today, my crazy downstairs neighbor was yet again fighting with her boyfriend by slamming every door. When this didn't work, she went downstairs to fight with his grill. She wheeled it to the end of the driveway and pushed it over. FML

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You deserved it 802

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 855

By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

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You deserved it 2 397

FrutLoopDingus 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways

thewcloner 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

Maybe they were killer plants?

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FrutLoopDingus 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways

FrootLoopDingus 4

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:50

We have an imposter in our mist.

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:51

This is a police matter. OP was assaulted and their phone could have gotten wet as well.

FrutLoopDingus 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 18:19

I was here first I just choose to spell my name this way

thewcloner 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

Maybe they were killer plants?

hippodankamus 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

Yeah, maybe they were deadly piranha plants and she was protecting OP.

thewcloner 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:50

Exactly

splinteredApple 36

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:51

I think the only deadly thing is the women that sprayed OP.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:27

Triffids?

Allornone 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:04

feed me, Seymour.

udderbutter 15

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

Next time you see her in her front lawn spray her with your hose

tantanpanda 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:25

nah, just start ripping up her plants. you're already wet anyway, might as well.

AnalAssassin1 14

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:55

What she did was assault lol. You can't just spray people with water...

whyusofat 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 3:26

So what your saying is rain is basically illegal then?

logicnazi 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:41

Take it from AnalAssassin. I'm guessing he knows plenty about assault. Seriously though he's not wrong.

TheSgLeader 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

Wow, what a thick-headed neighbor you have. I hope you got to change your clothes right away. FYL

chronicB 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

did you need a watering?

tormcn 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

She might not be able to see you well, and thought you were closer than the side walk.

lolhailsatan 23

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:40

still no reason to reason to spray your neighbor with a hose lol

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:45

she could see well enough to accurately spray him

albinoturk 9

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:46

Pee on her to show dominance

hasooon 24

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:15

Tried and did work. Now i have larger territory and a black eye.

danielhartlesss 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:47

So retaliate by ripping up her plants

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:05

^ Mojo-jo spotted. You're evil >.

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:23

*Mojo-Jojo, I meant!

xoragebaby 17

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:48

Talk about attachment issues to those plants, crazy neighbor needs a new hobby.

sonasonic 34

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:59

I hear crazy cat ladies are in season this year.

jerome74 1

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:50

her vision might be going

sonasonic 34

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:00

So is her sanity.

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Same thing different taste

Piss off

Walked into her trap

Don't mind me

Creepy Susan

Cue Shaggy

Avoidance issues

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