Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 2:59am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

    #5 - On 05/11/2015 at 10:52am by MrConcise

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  • As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

    #1 - On 05/11/2015 at 10:49am by Wizardo

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