Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2015 at 11:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.
#6 - On 04/19/2015 at 6:11pm by Welshite
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I really hope you weren't driving...
#1 - On 04/19/2015 at 6:07pm by musicnole
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