Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

by mademoiselle meurtre / 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • I bet he's the guy who recites Bible verses out loud every time he wanks.

    #2 - On 04/13/2015 at 4:36am by Grauncho

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  • I find it funny how people can sit and quote God as soon as they see something out of the ordinary and yet if they do something against the bible they are quick to dismiss.

    #5 - On 04/13/2015 at 4:38am by SammieIsabella

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