Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

by pukeytimes / 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up she will be ready to clean up her mess.

    #5 - On 04/11/2015 at 8:21am by WitEluded

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  • Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.

    #1 - On 04/11/2015 at 8:15am by iTzSelverZz

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