Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

by losing the plot / 04/08/2015 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?

    #2 - On 04/09/2015 at 1:57am by dimerneckel

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  • Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?

    #7 - On 04/09/2015 at 2:03am by Steve95401

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