Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML

by overreacting / 04/03/2015 at 2:08am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

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  • I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

    #1 - On 04/03/2015 at 9:20am by md101

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  • You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

    #14 - On 04/03/2015 at 9:30am by cakefete2

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