Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
by noantiquesforme / 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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If that's the line he's going with, it's probably never been used. Truly a vintage antique!
#2 - On 03/30/2015 at 7:18pm by leafeon523
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That pickup line is probably as old as he is.
#9 - On 03/30/2015 at 7:20pm by aclark2523
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