Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased...

By coldasfire - 29/03/2015 21:18 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By sleepysophie - 19/10/2013 15:04 - United States - Helena

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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By FootFlakes - 09/04/2013 17:58 - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By fmlll - 28/08/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML

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Clevelandians 17

Monday 30 March 2015 10:18

How exactly is she getting your toenails

Myo_fml 20

Monday 30 March 2015 10:16

OP, I do believe she may be putting a spell on you and you should run.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Monday 30 March 2015 10:15

The real question here now would be is this a deal breaker for you OP?

kylieh72 25

Monday 30 March 2015 10:52

Also, would she be willing to stop that and see a therapist?

Raxy_fml 18

Monday 30 March 2015 17:46

The real question is how she got OP's toenails.

gabythatcher 21

Monday 30 March 2015 19:57

at least they weren't her grandma's toes

Myo_fml 20

Monday 30 March 2015 10:16

OP, I do believe she may be putting a spell on you and you should run.

ttoriiii 10

Monday 30 March 2015 13:01

Well they are toenails, so OP might not be able to use his feet...

ironmany_fml 23

Monday 30 March 2015 21:59

yes.. toenails. definitely there is some voodoo stuff goin on here

triplebeerox 27

Monday 30 March 2015 10:16

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chocolatelover96 14

Monday 30 March 2015 13:03

Keeping children's lost first teeth is one thing, keeping a grown man's toenails definitely isn't normal. ....

FMLusername969 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:58

Ahhhh. NO.

Clevelandians 17

Monday 30 March 2015 10:18

How exactly is she getting your toenails

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 30 March 2015 13:19

Well, my boyfriend clips his toenails wherever he happens to be at the time that it occurs to him to do it, and he just leaves the clippings there. I find them all over the house. Maybe OP is like that as well, and the girlfriend is just gathering them up as she finds them? Although I still don't understand the "keeping the box natural" part... That's definitely strange.