Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

by ~__~ / 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm / Miscellaneous

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  • Your dad needs to mime his own business

    #7 - On 03/21/2015 at 3:42am by Codezlol

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  • Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

    #3 - On 03/21/2015 at 3:31am by michaelaranda

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